Clarification (Austin Egan)

I should clarify that a number of the jokes in the post about the allegory of the Well- the thanking of loyal readers - those jokes were inspired by/stolen from Austin Egan, he of Philadelphia and Delaware.

Especially the pillow-fondling joke. And the "by __ I mean ___." And by "cock" I mean "roast beef sandwich" ... etc. That was also a favorite of his. I believe most of those can be traced back to William Ferrell.

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Thanks!